तेरे को पताहै इसके कितने नुकसान है

नाम क्या है तेरा 

बबलू

कितने साल का है 

18 का हू अगले साल 19 का हो जायूँगा

ये जो तू बारिश में दारू की बोतल ले जा रहा है तेरे को पता इसके कितने नुकसान है

आप को पता है इसके कितने फायदे है 

आता हूं तेरे घर तेरे घर तेरे बाप को बतयूंगा फिर वो बताएगा तेरे को इसके कितने फायदे है 

बाप ने ही मंगाई है ,उनके लिए ही ले जा रहा हु ।।।।।

PUB G the perverse game!

P U B G











video game has been downloaded almost more than 60 crore times worldwide by now . almost 5 crore people are supoosed to be playing PUBG game . Highest number of downloads of PUB G are in INDIA . Especially when there was Corona lock down in India, PUB G Meme was downloaded almost 17.5 crore times.PUB G
, in 2020, the Government banned 117 Chinese apps, including PUB G, considering it a threat to national security. D people who played PUB G were greatly disappointed because of this action of GOVT .

Now a new game similar to PUB G in 2021 was introduced . Fans of PUB G started downloading and playing it. Last year this app was also removed from Play Store and Apple Store.
Now the latest information has come that the Government has given permission to a new game like PUBG. Union Minister Rajeev Chandrasekhar has given/ tweeted that permission has been given for the new game strictly on a trial basis for three months. During these three-months, period, problems like user addiction,other related problems will be closely observed and then the next step will be taken," he said.
The government banned PUB G and Chinese apps when there was border issue between India - China.


Now the question is if the government has given the permission to the same apps. What is the need for this game? What has lost in the absence of PUB G?
Political critics are






questioning and asking the BJP government. Why is Government caring so much about re-allowing the PUB G game.in past this PUB G has took so many lives? This decision of the government has put fear in the parents. Don't play this perverse game!

बोली जो पिता से पहले लगते है और माता जी के बाद लगते है

HINDI JOKES

HINDI JOKES

हंसना सेहत के लिए बहुत फायदेमंद होता है  इस भागमभाग भरी जिंदगी में टेंशन फ्री रहने के लिए हंसने की कुछ  समाग्री  होना बहुत जरूरी है. हंसने से तनाव दूर होता है. इन जोक्स को पढ़ कर  आप हँसे  बिना नहीं रह पाएंगे 😆😆😆😆

एक लड़की जा रही थी 

उसका पर्स गिर गया मेने उठा कर  दिया। 

मेने उससे उअका नाम पूछा 

बोली जो पिता से पहले लगते है 

और माता जी के बाद लगते है 

श्री देvi

HINDI JOKES

HINDI JOKES

हंसना सेहत के लिए बहुत फायदेमंद होता है  इस भागमभाग भरी जिंदगी में टेंशन फ्री रहने के लिए हंसने की कुछ  समाग्री  होना बहुत जरूरी है. हंसने से तनाव दूर होता है. इन जोक्स को पढ़ कर  आप हँसे  बिना नहीं रह पाएंगे 😆😆😆😆

एक बार  जंग पर जा रहा था ,उसने अपने सबसे खास दोस्त को बुला कर कहा 

में जंग पर जा रहा हु ,मेने अपनी सूंदर   rani ko kamre बंद  kr diya hai 

 अगर में जंग से 5  दिनों  में ना  लोटा तो ताला  खोल लेना ,और सब सभांल   लेना 

राजा अभी कुछ ही दूर गया था  अपने पीछे घोड़े की टाप  सुनी 

कोई बहुत ही तेजी से घोड़े पर धूल उडाता आ रहा था 

राजा रुक गया ,

उसने देखा घोड़े पर उसका दोस्त उसके पास आया 

बोला चाबी गलत है ,

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पति  आज मेने बिलकुल तुम्हारे जैसी औरत देखि 

पत्नी   पसंद आयी क्या 

पति    अब हां कहे तो फसा न कहे तो फसा 

बोला चाबी गलत है ,

अब कोई भी भारतीय नारी अपने पति का अपमान कैसे सहन कर सकती है

36 के 36 गुण मिल लेकिन, लड़के वालों ने मना कर दिया.

पत्नी में वो शक्ति है

बीमार पीटीआई को ठीक करने की दवाई के बारे में आप सुन कर अपनी हंसी रोक नहीं पाएंगे

:बेवकूफ औरत वो कैसे

अब कोई भी भारतीय नारी अपने पति का अपमान कैसे सहन कर सकती है

पति अब हां कहे तो फसा न कहे तो फसा

HINDI JOKES

HINDI JOKES

हंसना सेहत के लिए बहुत फायदेमंद होता है  इस भागमभाग भरी जिंदगी में टेंशन फ्री रहने के लिए हंसने की कुछ  समाग्री  होना बहुत जरूरी है. हंसने से तनाव दूर होता है. इन जोक्स को पढ़ कर  आप हँसे  बिना नहीं रह पाएंगे 😆😆😆😆

एक बार  जंग पर जा रहा था ,उसने अपने सबसे खास दोस्त को बुला कर कहा 

में जंग पर जा रहा हु ,मेने अपनी सूंदर   rani ko kamre बंद  kr diya hai 

 अगर में जंग से 5  दिनों  में ना  लोटा तो ताला  खोल लेना ,और सब सभांल   लेना 

राजा अभी कुछ ही दूर गया था  अपने पीछे घोड़े की टाप  सुनी 

कोई बहुत ही तेजी से घोड़े पर धूल उडाता आ रहा था 

राजा रुक गया ,

उसने देखा घोड़े पर उसका दोस्त उसके पास आया 

बोला चाबी गलत है ,

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पति  आज मेने बिलकुल तुम्हारे जैसी औरत देखि 

पत्नी   पसंद आयी क्या 

पति    अब हां कहे तो फसा न कहे तो फसा 

बोला चाबी गलत है ,

अब कोई भी भारतीय नारी अपने पति का अपमान कैसे सहन कर सकती है

36 के 36 गुण मिल लेकिन, लड़के वालों ने मना कर दिया.

पत्नी में वो शक्ति है

बीमार पीटीआई को ठीक करने की दवाई के बारे में आप सुन कर अपनी हंसी रोक नहीं पाएंगे

:बेवकूफ औरत वो कैसे

अब कोई भी भारतीय नारी अपने पति का अपमान कैसे सहन कर सकती है

बोला चाबी गलत है ,

  

HINDI JOKES

HINDI JOKES

हंसना सेहत के लिए बहुत फायदेमंद होता है  इस भागमभाग भरी जिंदगी में टेंशन फ्री रहने के लिए हंसने की कुछ  समाग्री  होना बहुत जरूरी है. हंसने से तनाव दूर होता है. इन जोक्स को पढ़ कर  आप हँसे  बिना नहीं रह पाएंगे 😆😆😆😆

एक बार  जंग पर जा रहा था ,उसने अपने सबसे खास दोस्त को बुला कर कहा 

में जंग पर जा रहा हु ,मेने अपनी सूंदर   बंद  है 

 अगर में जंग से 5  दिनों  में ना  लोटा तो ताला  खोल लेना ,और सब सभांल   लेना 

राजा अभी कुछ ही दूर गया था  अपने पीछे घोड़े की टाप  सुनी 

कोई बहुत ही तेजी से घोड़े पर धूल उडाता आ रहा था 

राजा रुक गया ,

उसने देखा घोड़े पर उसका दोस्त उसके पास आया 

बोला चाबी गलत है ,

बोला चाबी गलत है ,

अब कोई भी भारतीय नारी अपने पति का अपमान कैसे सहन कर सकती है

 36 के 36 गुण मिल लेकिन, लड़के वालों ने मना कर दिया.

पत्नी में वो शक्ति है

बीमार पीटीआई को ठीक करने की दवाई के बारे में आप सुन कर अपनी हंसी रोक नहीं पाएंगे

:बेवकूफ औरत वो कैसे

अब कोई भी भारतीय नारी अपने पति का अपमान कैसे सहन कर सकती है

 

                          what is ADHD

Attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) is a brain disorder marked by an ongoing pattern of inattention and/or hyperactivity-impulsivity that interferes with functioning or development.

symptoms

What is ADHD & why is it a problem?

 (ADHD) is a mental health condition that can cause unusual levels of hyperactivity and impulsive behaviors. People with ADHD may also have trouble focusing their attention on a single task or sitting still for long periods of time.

The real  cause of ADHD isn't yet  known.

 Researchers say several things may it be  Heredity.

 ADHD tends to run in families.
Chemical imbalance. Brain chemicals in people with ADHD may be out of balance.
Brain changes. Areas of the brain that control attention are less active in children with ADHD.
Poor nutrition, infections, smoking, drinking, and substance abuse during pregnancy. These things can affect a baby's brain development.

ADHD Types

Symptoms are grouped into three types:

Inattentive. A  child with ADHDI s easily distracted
Doesn't follow directions or finish tasks
Doesn't seem to be listening
Doesn't pay attention and makes careless mistakes
Forgets about daily activities
Has problems organizing daily tasks
Doesn’t like to do things that require sitting still
Often loses things
Tends to daydream

Hyperactive-impulsive. A child with ADHD:Often squirms, fidgets, or bounces when sitting
Doesn't stay seated
Has trouble playing quietly
Is always moving, such as running or climbing on things. (In teens and adults, this is more often described as restlessness.)
Talks excessively
Is always “on the go,” as if “driven by a motor”
Has trouble waiting for their turn
Blurts out answers
Interrupts others

Combined. This involves signs of both other types.
ADHD Symptoms in Adults

symptoms of ADHD  may change as a person gets older. They include:Often being late or forgetting things
Anxiety
Low self-esteem
Problems at work
Trouble controlling anger

Impulsiveness
Substance misuse or addiction
Trouble staying organized
Procrastination

Here are some really  best ways to control  ADHD; try them  for a better living,,,,,,

Even if you have ADHD, you can improve your life by trying some of these suggestions. You cannot anticipate seeing results in a day because it is a gradual process. Therefore, for improved outcomes, maintain your composure and persevere.

Think of the positives:

 Stop praising unnecessarily yourself  and others ,

never ever criticize others just to play the game of mind .

Apologies: never hesitate to apologies for your mistakes you did intentionally or unintentionally 

Avoid judging: 

To host guests,

no need to become super interior expert ,and irritating for the family ,, you don't have to keep your house  flawless and spotless. You are not visited at home by friends; They come to you. If they criticize, it may be time to meet new people.

Take care of your symptoms first:

 Schedule that crucial conversation with your companion as a top priority as soon as you take your medication, when symptoms won't interfere.

If and when necessary, say NO:

dont make your no of two types one for someones and one for others ,

 Work on saying, no  ,even to your really loved ones ,don't politicize your no ,,, "You might be able to avoid over committing and getting tired.

Don't give in to a bad doctor: If your doctor denies your side effects or says you ask too many questions, don't go back to the  doctor ,

                       Korean beauty

Korean Excellence or K-magnificence has impacted the manner in which we do our skincare schedule. With imaginative items, remarkable definitions and their way to deal with skincare, K-magnificence gigantically affects the excellence local area. From twofold purging to hydrating serums, K-excellence patterns offer an invigorating and successful way to deal with skincare because of their state of the art logical plans and idealized schedules.

 K-magnificence items have effectively progressed from a specialty pattern to a standard peculiarity, enrapturing skincare lovers around the world.

 Notwithstanding its fame, the business keeps on astounding with new and inventive patterns that push the limits of skincare greatness. Thus, whether you are a K-wonder lover or new to Korean excellence, these skincare tips will assist you with accomplishing impeccable glass skin this mid year season.

 Twofold purifying

 One of the significant stages in the Korean skincare system is the act of twofold purifying. It includes utilizing an oil-based chemical to eliminate cosmetics, soil and pollutions from your face followed by a water-based cleaning agent to purify the skin profoundly. Twofold purifying guarantees that you get a new a perfect material for your skincare items to retain effectively into your skin and do something amazing. Use items that are reasonable for your skin type.

 Utilizing matured fixings

 Bridling the force old enough old practices, Korean excellence aficionados are opening the exceptional advantages of maturation. Loaded with intense compounds and probiotics, matured skincare items convey a sustaining and reviving experience. From matured rice separates that light up and, surprisingly, out complexion to matured tea implantations that give a reviving shine, these magnificence elixirs are the embodiment of extravagance.

 Experience the groundbreaking

 sorcery of maturation and divulge a more energetic and iridescent composition. Lift your skincare routine with the miracles of Korean magnificence and let the aging craze start.

 Attempt skin flooding

 This progressive strategy, motivated by the idea of glass skin takes your mission for an immaculate composition higher than ever. Skin flooding includes layering different hydrating items to make a fortunate dewy gleam that emanates from the inside. From lightweight embodiments and toners to dampness stuffed serums and ampoules, each step floods your skin with a flood of hydration. The outcome? A brilliant and stout look that truly deserve envy.

 Release your inward 

K-magnificence master and enjoy the craft of skin flooding. Express farewell to bluntness and hi to a coloring that looks like it's been kissed by 1,000,000 beads of dampness. Prepare to flood your skin with affection and make heads turn any place you go.

 Sun assurance

 Any K-excellence routine is inadequate without sun insurance. K-magnificence culture comprehends the significance of involving sun security as it safeguards the skin from unsafe sun beams. It safeguards the general wellbeing of your skin and forestalls pigmentation and sun related burn. Utilize a lightweight, expansive range sunscreen with high SPF and use sun insurance items like a sunscreen stick, pads, lotions, and establishments for that additional security. 

 Utilize normally inferred fixings

 Improved innovations and present day science are rejuvenating antiquated fixings, bringing them back into contemporary use. Fixings like Ulmus Davidiana root extricate,

 Ginseng, Green Tea, and so on is known for their mitigating and quieting properties, going with them a famous decision for touchy or disturbed skin, and are broadly involved fixings in

K magnificence skincare. It is not difficult to consolidate items with these fixings to your skincare and it is ok for Indian complexions to enjoy.

 Sheet veils and ampoules K-excellence reformed the universe of skincare with its inventive way to deal with concealing. The presentation of sheet veils totally changed the manner in which we spoil our skin. These serum-imbued covers are a distinct advantage, offering a concentrated portion of strong ingr 

 powerful fixings that profoundly hydrate

, feed, and target explicit skin concerns. There are a plenty of sheet veils to browse, including reusable sheet covers, giving manageability and cost-viability. Notwithstanding sheet veils, ampoules have acquired ubiquity in the K-excellence domain. These concentrated recipes, housed in little single-use vials, convey designated answers for different skin issues like

 hyperpigmentation and flaws.

 Pick the right covers and ampoules for your particular skin type or concern and raise your skincare routine to accomplish a solid, brilliant composition. Thus, prepare to sparkle this late spring by integrating these Korean patterns to your everyday practice.

अब कोई भी भारतीय नारी अपने पति का अपमान कैसे सहन कर सकती है

HINDI JOKES

HINDI JOKES

हंसना सेहत के लिए बहुत फायदेमंद होता है  इस भागमभाग भरी जिंदगी में टेंशन फ्री रहने के लिए हंसने की कुछ  समाग्री  होना बहुत जरूरी है. हंसने से तनाव दूर होता है. इन जोक्स को पढ़ कर  आप हँसे  बिना नहीं रह पाएंगे 😆😆😆😆

 36 के 36 गुण मिल लेकिन, लड़के वालों ने मना कर दिया.

पत्नी में वो शक्ति है

बीमार पीटीआई को ठीक करने की दवाई के बारे में आप सुन कर अपनी हंसी रोक नहीं पाएंगे

:बेवकूफ औरत वो कैसे

पति   क्या हुआ क्यों पीटे जा रही हो बिट्टू को?

पत्नी: मैंने इससे कहा कि पढ़ लिख ले ताकि अच्छी सी बीवी मिल जाये।

 इस पर  ये बेवकूफ मुझसे कह रहा है, कि पापा इतने बढ़िया स्कॉलर रहे हैं,उन्हें क्या मिला?

पत्नी अब कोई भी भारतीय नारी अपने पति का अपमान कैसे सहन कर सकती है 

HINDI JOKES

HINDI JOKES

हंसना सेहत के लिए बहुत फायदेमंद होता है  इस भागमभाग भरी जिंदगी में टेंशन फ्री रहने के लिए हंसने की कुछ  समाग्री  होना बहुत जरूरी है. हंसने से तनाव दूर होता है. इन जोक्स को पद क्र आप हांसे बिना नहीं रह पाएंगे 😆😆😆😆

 36 के 36 गुण मिल लेकिन, लड़के वालों ने मना कर दिया.

पत्नी में वो शक्ति है

बीमार पीटीआई को ठीक करने की दवाई के बारे में आप सुन कर अपनी हंसी रोक नहीं पाएंगे

:बेवकूफ औरत वो कैसे

:बेवकूफ औरत वो कैसे

HINDI JOKES

HINDI JOKES

हंसना सेहत के लिए बहुत फायदेमंद होता है  इस भागमभाग भरी जिंदगी में टेंशन फ्री रहने के लिए हंसने की कुछ  समाग्री  होना बहुत जरूरी है. हंसने से तनाव दूर होता है. इन जोक्स को पढ़ कर  आप हँसे  बिना नहीं रह पाएंगे 😆😆😆😆

पति  पत्नी से : जब में तुम पर चिल्लाता  हु तो तुम उसके बाद गुस्सा किस पर निकलती हो 

पत्नी            : टॉयलेट साफ़ करके 

पति             :बेवकूफ औरत वो कैसे 

पत्नी             तुम्हारे टूथ ब्रश से साफ़ करती हू  

36 के 36 गुण मिल लेकिन, लड़के वालों ने मना कर दिया.

पत्नी में वो शक्ति है

बीमार पीटीआई को ठीक करने की दवाई के बारे में आप सुन कर अपनी हंसी रोक नहीं पाएंगे

:बेवकूफ औरत वो कैसे

ऐसा कौन सा फ़िल्मी दृश्य था जिसे करने के बाद अभिनेत्री रवीना टंडन को बहुत पछतावा हुआ था ? कि सुनने वालो के होश उड़ गए

ऐसा कौन सा फ़िल्मी दृश्य था जिसे करने के बाद अभिनेत्री रवीना टंडन को  बहुत पछतावा हुआ था ?

र वीना का  पीली साड़ी में लिपटा और बारिश में भीगते हुए थिरकने वाला गाना  बहुत ही जल्द ही चार्टबस्टर बन गयाथा 

हालाँकि  ये सब इतना आसान नहीं था,,हो सकता है  मजेदार होगा पर उन हालतो में  नहीं जिसमे उस समय रवीना थी। 

रवीना टंडन ने जब ये बताया  किया कि अक्षय के साथ टिप टिप बरसा पानी की शूटिंग के दौरान वह अपने पीरियड्स पर थीं और उन्हें बुखार भी  था।तो सुनने वालो के होश उड़ गए 

रवीना ने एक इंटरव्यू में  यह भी खुलासा किया था की कहा था कि वह कभी भी इतना उत्तेजक व  भड़काऊ गाना नहीं करना चाहती थीं। पर फिर भी किया सोचिये क्यों ?

हंसना सेहत के लिए बहुत फायदेमंद होता है  इस भागमभाग भरी जिंदगी में टेंशन फ्री रहने के लिए हंसने की कुछ  समाग्री  होना बहुत जरूरी है. हंसने से तनाव दूर होता है. इन जोक्स को पढ़ कर  आप हँसे  बिना नहीं रह पाएंगे 😆😆😆😆

korian beauti ways

Korean Magnificence or K-excellence has had an impact on the manner in which we do our skincare schedule. With imaginative items, novel definitions and their way to deal with skincare, K-magnificence tremendously affects the excellence local area. From twofold purging to hydrating serums, K-excellence patterns offer an invigorating and viable way to deal with skincare because of their state of the art logical definitions and culminated schedules.

K-excellence items have effectively progressed from a specialty pattern to a standard peculiarity, enamoring skincare lovers around the world. In spite of its fame, the business keeps on astounding with new and imaginative patterns that push the limits of skincare greatness. Thus, whether you are a K-delight fan or new to Korean magnificence, these skincare tips will assist you with accomplishing impeccable glass skin this mid year season.

Twofold purging

One of the pivotal strides in the Korean skincare system is the act of twofold purifying. It includes utilizing an oil-based chemical to eliminate cosmetics, soil and pollutants from your face followed by a water-based cleaning agent to scrub the skin profoundly. Twofold purifying guarantees that you get a new a perfect material for your skincare items to retain effectively into your skin and do something amazing. Use items that are appropriate for your skin type.

Utilizing aged fixings

Saddling the force old enough old practices, Korean excellence fans are opening the exceptional advantages of aging. Loaded with powerful catalysts and probiotics, matured skincare items convey a supporting and reviving experience. From matured rice separates that light up and, surprisingly, out complexion to matured tea implantations that give an invigorating sparkle, these magnificence elixirs are the encapsulation of extravagance. Experience the extraordinary enchantment of maturation and reveal a more energetic and glowing composition. Raise your skincare routine with the marvels of Korean excellence and let the aging craze start.

Attempt skin flooding

This progressive procedure, motivated by the idea of glass skin takes your mission for a perfect composition higher than ever. Skin flooding includes layering different hydrating items to make a lucky dewy gleam that transmits from the inside. From lightweight forces and toners to dampness stuffed serums and ampoules, each step floods your skin with a flood of hydration. The outcome? A brilliant and stout look that genuinely deserve envy. Release your inward K-magnificence master and enjoy the craft of skin flooding. Express farewell to bluntness and hi to a coloring that looks like it's been kissed by 1,000,000 beads of dampness. Prepare to flood your skin with adoration and make heads turn any place you go.

Sun security

Any K-magnificence routine is inadequate without sun assurance. K-magnificence culture comprehends the significance of involving sun security as it shields the skin from destructive sun beams. It safeguards the general wellbeing of your skin and forestalls pigmentation and burn from the sun. Utilize a lightweight, wide range sunscreen with high SPF and use sun security items like a sunscreen stick, pads, creams, and establishments for that additional insurance.

Utilize normally determined fixings

Upgraded innovations and current science are rejuvenating antiquated fixings, bringing them back into contemporary use. Fixings like Ulmus Davidiana root extricate, Ginseng, Green Tea, and so on is known for their mitigating and quieting properties, pursuing them a famous decision for delicate or bothered skin, and are generally involved fixings in K excellence skincare. It is not difficult to consolidate items with these fixings to your skincare and it is alright for Indian complexions to enjoy.

Sheet covers and ampoules

K-magnificence reformed the universe of skincare with its imaginative way to deal with covering. The presentation of sheet covers totally changed the manner in which we spoil our skin. These serum-mixed covers are a distinct advantage, offering a concentrated portion of strong ingr

strong fixings that profoundly hydrate, feed, and target explicit skin concerns. There are a plenty of sheet veils to look over, including reusable sheet covers, giving manageability and cost-viability. Notwithstanding sheet covers, ampoules have acquired fame in the K-excellence domain. These concentrated equations, housed in little single-use vials, convey designated answers for different skin issues like

hyperpigmentation and imperfections. Pick the right veils and ampoules for your particular skin type or concern and raise your skincare routine to accomplish a solid, brilliant composition. Thus, prepare to shine this late spring by consolidating these Korean patterns to your everyday practice.

बीमार पति को ठीक करने की दवाई के बारे में आप सुन कर अपनी हंसी रोक नहीं पाएंगे

हंसना सेहत के लिए बहुत फायदेमंद होता है  इस भागमभाग भरी जिंदगी में टेंशन फ्री रहने के लिए हंसने की कुछ  समाग्री  होना बहुत जरूरी है. हंसने से तनाव दूर होता है. इन जोक्स को पढ़ कर  आप हँसे  बिना नहीं रह पाएंगे 😆😆😆😆

डॉक्टर (मरीज़ की पत्नी से)- आपके पति को बहुत ज्यादा आराम की जरूरत है, ये लो नींद की गोलियां.

पत्नी- उन्हें ये कब देनी है?

डॉक्टर- ये उनके लिए नहीं, आप के लिए है।

36 के 36 गुण मिल लेकिन, लड़के वालों ने मना कर दिया.

पत्नी में वो शक्ति है

बीमार पीटीआई को ठीक करने की दवाई के बारे में आप सुन कर अपनी हंसी रोक नहीं पाएंगे

पत्नी में वो शक्ति है

HINDI JOKES

HINDI JOKES

हंसना सेहत के लिए बहुत फायदेमंद होता है  इस भागमभाग भरी जिंदगी में टेंशन फ्री रहने के लिए हंसने की कुछ  समाग्री  होना बहुत जरूरी है. हंसने से तनाव दूर होता है. इन जोक्स को पढ़ कर  आप हँसे  बिना नहीं रह पाएंगे 😆😆😆😆

 पत्नी में वो शक्ति है

जिसके घूरने मात्र से ही- लौकी की सब्जी में पनीर का स्वाद आने लगता है

next joke बीमार पीटीआई को ठीक करने की दवाई के बारे में आप सुन कर अपनी हंसी रोक नहीं पाएंगे 

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 जोक्स 

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हंसना सेहत के लिए बहुत फायदेमंद होता है  इस भागमभाग भरी जिंदगी में टेंशन फ्री रहने के लिए हंसने की कुछ  समाग्री  होना बहुत जरूरी है. हंसने से तनाव दूर होता है. इन जोक्स को पढ़ कर  आप हँसे  बिना नहीं रह पाएंगे 😆😆😆😆

पंडित जी ने कुंडली मिलाई…

36 के 36 गुण मिल गए.

लेकिन, लड़के वालों ने मना कर दिया.

लड़की वाले हैरान होकर पूछने लगे

‘जब सारे गुण मिल रहे हैं तो आप मना क्यों कर  रहे है 

लड़के वाले :हमारा लड़का बिलकुल निखटू  है काम चोर है ,तो एक और वैसी ही ले आये 

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ovarian cysts

                       Ovarian cysts

The problem of ovarian cysts are increasing day by day ,
Ovarian cysts are mostly  harmless and have no clear symptoms. in most of the cases  Ovarian cysts  dissolve on their own, but sometimes, Ovarian cysts might be  a great trouble and uneasiness Ovarian cysts may burst and cause great  pain, with   bleeding & medical emergency then remains only option left

According to doctors, Ovarian cysts, which come in notice  during a woman’s reproductive years,  it has been noted that Ovarian cysts are rarely  cause  cancer, but some of them might  become the reason of Ovarian cysts cancer with passage of  time, especially after menopause.

 According to the The World Health Organisation , India has  about 11.9 cases of ovarian cancer per 100,000 females.

Ovarian cysts that become cancerous in rare cases becomes the main reason  cancer-related fatalities among women in the world.In some  cases Ovarian cysts may  be harmful and cause symptoms like vomiting, nausea, and intense pain in the pelvis. it may  rupture, resulting in internal bleeding in the pelvis,” said Dr. Seema Sehgal, Director, Department of Obstetrics and Gynaecology, CK Birla Hospital.

How are cysts formed?

Ovaries, are very small organs located deep within the pelvis & are responsible for growing eggs, within a sac or follicle. An egg is released from its sac into one of the  Fallopian tubes during ovulation. After that, the sac gets  dissolved at its own . 

What are the Early signs of ovarian cysts to take care .

 Like noncancerous ovarian cysts, cancerous Ovarian cysts tumors usually cause no or  minor symptoms at first. 

such Ovarian cysts are usually hard to feel, 

even during a physical checkup, so it  becomes  difficult to detect early-stage ovarian or  Ovarian cysts cancer. 

Ovarian cysts cancer signs and symptoms o are:

Constant pain in the pelvic area If someone is  experiencing dull but constant pain in the pelvic area, it  can be a Ovarian cysts  causing trouble. Pelvic pain is a common symptom seen with ovarian cysts.   According to doctors The treatment,  really depends on factors  as the size, type, and severity of the  Ovarian cysts cysts, as well as the individual's symptoms and overall health.

Painful intercourse

       sexual intercourse become painful as the   ovarian cysts grows and put pressure on uterus  and pelvic area and on bladder ,may cause increase  peeing frequency and feeling  urgency  always,bladder does not become complete free ,ovarian cysts also interrupts the normal flow of urine.

Bloating

Ovarian cysts often cause abdominal bloating & fullness  feeling continuously near  menstrual cycle. do see your  doctor if you feel like   bloating most of the time ,it is also a sign of many other  problems.

Irregular periods

If suffer from irregular periods,   it may be ovarian cysts that  alters the normal hormonal balance, and  changes the menstrual cycle.  can cause  missed periods, heavier or lighter bleeding than usual, irregular periods,or prolonged periods.

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Disclaimer: Tips and suggestions mentioned in the article are for general information purposes only and should not be considered  and  construed as professional medical advice. Always do  consult your doctor or a dietician or a specialist  before starting any fitness programme or making any changes to your diet.

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हंसना सेहत के लिए बहुत फायदेमंद होता है  इस भागमभाग भरी जिंदगी में टेंशन फ्री रहने के लिए हंसने की कुछ  समाग्री  होना बहुत जरूरी है. हंसने से तनाव दूर होता है. इन जोक्स को पद क्र आप हांसे बिना नहीं रह पाएंगे 

1   रोहन अपने  दोस्त से बात कर रहा था.

मेरी पत्नी का स्वभाव बहुत खर्चीला है.

हर दूसरे दिन 500 और 1000  रुपये मांगने लग जाती है.

दोस्त- आखिर इतने पैसे का ..

रोहन:मुझे क्या पता मेने कभी दिए ही नहीं। 

 2    एक भिखारी की लॉटरी लगी तो उसने मंदिर बनवा दिया 

दूसरा भिखारी- तूने मंदिर क्यों बनवाया?

पहला भिखारी- इसके सामने अब मैं अकेले ही भीख मागूंगा.

दूसरा भिखारी सॉलिड इंवेस्टमेंट लाइफ लॉन्ग टेंशन फ्री एंड टैक्स फ्री.

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पत्नी में वो शक्ति है

बीमार पीटीआई को ठीक करने की दवाई के बारे में आप सुन कर अपनी हंसी रोक नहीं पाएंगे

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Bitcoin a fake or real Cryptocurrency

                        Bitcoin a fake or real Cryptocurrency

Confused about cryptocurrencies, like bitcoin or Ether (associated with Ethereum)? You’re not alone. Before you use or invest in cryptocurrency, know what makes it different from cash and other payment methods, and how to spot cryptocurrency scams or detect cryptocurrency accounts which may be compromised.

What must To Know About Cryptocurrency

If Paying With Cryptocurrency?

How one can Avoid Cryptocurrency Scams

How and where To Report Cryptocurrency Scams

What To Know About Cryptocurrency

What is cryptocurrency?

Cryptocurrency is a type of digital currency that generally exists only electronically. You usually use your phone, computer, or a cryptocurrency ATM to buy cryptocurrency. Bitcoin and Ether are well-known cryptocurrencies, but there are many different cryptocurrencies, and new ones keep being created.

Cryptocurrency scams

                                          How do people use cryptocurrency?

People use cryptocurrency for many reasons — quick payments, to avoid transaction fees that traditional banks charge, or because it offers some anonymity. Others hold cryptocurrency as an investment, hoping the value goes up.

How do you get cryptocurrency?

You can buy cryptocurrency through an exchange, an app, a website, or a cryptocurrency ATM. Some people earn cryptocurrency through a complex process called “mining,” which requires advanced computer equipment to solve highly complicated math puzzles.


Where and how do you store cryptocurrency?

Cryptocurrency is stored in a digital wallet, which can be online, on your computer, or on an external hard drive. A digital wallet has a wallet address, which is usually a long string of numbers and letters. If something happens to your wallet or your cryptocurrency funds — like your online exchange platform goes out of business, you send cryptocurrency to the wrong person, you lose the password to your digital wallet, or your digital wallet is stolen or compromised — you’re likely to find that no one can step in to help you recover your funds.


How is cryptocurrency different from U.S. Dollars?

Because cryptocurrency exists only online, there are important differences between cryptocurrency and traditional currency, like U.S. dollars.


Cryptocurrency accounts are not backed by a government. Cryptocurrency held in accounts is not insured by a government like U.S. dollars deposited into an FDIC insured bank account. If something happens to your account or cryptocurrency funds — for example, the company that provides storage for your wallet goes out of business or is hacked — the government has no obligation to step in and help get your money back.

Cryptocurrency values change constantly. The value of a cryptocurrency can change rapidly, even changing by the hour. And the amount of the change can be significant. It depends on many factors, including supply and demand. Cryptocurrencies tend to be more volatile than more traditional investments, such as stocks and bonds. An investment that’s worth thousands of dollars today might be worth only hundreds tomorrow. And, if the value goes down, there’s no guarantee it will go up again.

Paying With Cryptocurrency?

There are many ways that paying with cryptocurrency is different from paying with a credit card or other traditional payment methods.

Cryptocurrency payments do not come with legal protections. Credit cards and debit cards have legal protections if something goes wrong. For example, if you need to dispute a purchase, your credit card company has a process to help you get your money back. Cryptocurrencies typically do not come with any such protections.

Cryptocurrency payments typically are not reversible. Once you pay with cryptocurrency, you can usually only get your money back if the person you paid sends it back. Before you buy something with cryptocurrency, know the seller’s reputation, by doing some research before you pay.

Some information about your transactions will likely be public. People talk about cryptocurrency transactions as anonymous. But the truth is not that simple. Cryptocurrency transactions will typically be recorded on a public ledger, called a “blockchain.” That’s a public list of every cryptocurrency transaction — both on the payment and receipt sides. Depending on the blockchain, the information added to the blockchain can include details like the transaction amount, as well as the sender’s and recipient’s wallet addresses. It’s sometimes possible to use transaction and wallet information to identify the people involved in a specific transaction. And when you buy something from a seller who collects other information about you, like a shipping address, that information can also be used to identify you later on.

How To Avoid Cryptocurrency Scams

Scammers are always finding new ways to steal your money using cryptocurrency. To steer clear of a crypto con, here are some things to know.

Only scammers demand payment in cryptocurrency. No legitimate business is going to demand you send cryptocurrency in advance – not to buy something, and not to protect your money. That’s always a scam.

Only scammers will guarantee profits or big returns. Don’t trust people who promise you can quickly and easily make money in the crypto markets.

Never mix online dating and investment advice. If you meet someone on a dating site or app, and they want to show you how to invest in crypto, or asks you to send them crypto, that’s a scam.
Spot crypto-related scams

Scammers are using some tried and true scam tactics — only now they’re demanding payment in cryptocurrency. Investment scams are one of the top ways scammers trick you into buying cryptocurrency and sending it on to scammers. But scammers are also impersonating businesses, government agencies, and a love interest, among other tactics.

Investment scams

Investment scams often promise you can "make lots of money" with "zero risk," and often start on social media or online dating apps or sites. These scams can, of course, start with an unexpected text, email, or call, too. And, with investment scams, crypto is central in two ways: it can be both the investment and the payment.

Here are some common investment scams, and how to spot them.

A so-called “investment manager” contacts you out of the blue. They promise to grow your money — but only if you buy cryptocurrency and transfer it into their online account. The investment website they steer you to looks real, but it’s really fake, and so are their promises. If you log in to your “investment account,” you won’t be able to withdraw your money at all, or only if you pay high fees.

A scammer pretends to be a celebrity who can multiply any cryptocurrency you send them. But celebrities aren’t contacting you through social media. It’s a scammer. And if you click on an unexpected link they send or send cryptocurrency to a so-called celebrity’s QR code, that money will go straight to a scammer and it’ll be gone.

An online “love interest” wants you to send money or cryptocurrency to help you invest. That’s a scam. As soon as someone you meet on a dating site or app asks you for money, or offers you investment advice, know this: that’s a scammer. The advice and offers to help you invest in cryptocurrency are nothing but scams. If you send them crypto, or money of any kind, it’ll be gone, and you typically won’t get it back.


Scammers guarantee that you’ll make money or promise big payouts with guaranteed returns. Nobody can make those guarantees. Much less in a short time. And there’s nothing “low risk” about cryptocurrency investments. So: if a company or person promises you’ll make a profit, that’s a scam. Even if there’s a celebrity endorsement or testimonials from happy investors. Those are easily faked.

Scammers promise free money. They’ll promise free cash or cryptocurrency, but free money promises are always fake.

Scammers make big claims without details or explanations. No matter what the investment, find out how it works and ask questions about where your money is going. Honest investment managers or advisors want to share that information and will back it up with details.

Before you invest in crypto, search online for the name of the company or person and the cryptocurrency name, plus words like “review,” “scam,” or “complaint.” See what others are saying. And read more about other common investment scams.

Business, government, and job impersonators


In a business, government, or job impersonator scam, the scammer pretends to be someone you trust to convince you to send them money by buying and sending cryptocurrency.

Scammers impersonate well-known companies. These come in waves, and scammers might say they’re from Amazon, Microsoft, FedEx, your bank, or many others. They’ll text, call, email, or send messages on social media — or maybe put a pop-up alert on your computer. They might say there’s fraud on your account, or your money is at risk — and to fix it, you need to buy crypto and send it to them. But that’s a scam. If you click the link in any message, answer the call, or call back the number on the pop-up, you’ll be connected to a scammer.

Scammers impersonate new or established businesses offering fraudulent crypto coins or tokens. They’ll say the company is entering the crypto world by issuing their own coin or token. They might create social media ads, news articles or a slick website to back it all up and trick people into buying. But these crypto coins and tokens are a scam that ends up stealing money from the people who buy them. Research online to find out whether a company has issued a coin or token. It will be widely reported in established media if it is true.

Scammers impersonate government agencies, law enforcement, or utility companies. They might say there’s a legal problem, that you owe money, or your accounts or benefits are frozen as part of an investigation. They tell you to solve the problem or protect your money by buying cryptocurrency. They might say to send it to a wallet address they give you — for “safe keeping.” Some scammers even stay on the phone with you as they direct you to a cryptocurrency ATM and give step-by-step instruction on how to insert money and convert it to cryptocurrency. They’ll direct you to send the crypto by scanning a QR code they give you, which directs the payment right into their digital wallet — and then it’s gone.


Scammers list fake jobs on job sites. They might even send unsolicited job offers related to crypto like jobs helping recruit investors, selling or mining cryptocurrency, or helping convert cash to crypto. But these so-called “jobs” only start if you pay a fee in cryptocurrency. Which is always a scam, every time. As your first task in your “job,” these scammers send you a check to deposit into your bank account. (That check will turn out to be fake.) They’ll tell you to withdraw some of that money, buy cryptocurrency for a made-up “client,” and send it to a crypto account they give you. But if you do, the money will be gone, and you’ll be on the hook to repay that money to your bank.

To avoid business, government, and job impersonators, know that

No legitimate business or government will ever email, text, or message you on social media to ask for money. And they will never demand that you buy or pay with cryptocurrency.

Never click on a link from an unexpected text, email, or social media message, even if it seems to come from a company you know.

Don’t pay anyone who contacts you unexpectedly, demanding payment with cryptocurrency.

Never pay a fee to get a job. If someone asks you to pay upfront for a job or says to buy cryptocurrency as part of your job, it’s a scam.

Blackmail scams
Scammers might send emails or U.S. mail to your home saying they have embarrassing or compromising photos, videos, or personal information about you. Then, they threaten to make it public unless you pay them in cryptocurrency. Don’t do it. This is blackmail and a criminal extortion attempt. Report it to the FBI immediately.